Friday, May 14, 2010

Chronicles of Khan: Overwinning of Andrey the Giant

David against Goliath:

During the incubation period and unloading of lost souls from DJ Able DeVille, there appeared 2 giant brothers, real Ukrainians, around 2.20m, strong built (armspan 90 cm) and mean. One of them was a happy person and not a bother for anyone, but the other brother, Andrey, was another story.

Beside being unstable, he also had insomnia and he used his strenght and size to intimidate anyone else and his first greeting was a hit on the shoulder with full power, so everyone would know he is someone to be afraid off, so they better listen and give him what he demanded and want, which most of the time were cigarettes, food and his favorite sodadrinks.

Also Able DeVille he did greet with a hit, but Able DeVille did answer with a hard hit back on his shoulder, saying "Kak da la?" or "How are you doing?". To control Andrey the Giant, there were 8 strong men necessary, to make it able to give him his injections. In the end, the unloading of souls happens always in a psychic clinic in the neighborhood available.

It was Able DeVille, who understood that the mood from Andrey was created because of being lonely and depressed, because everybody runned away from him and was afraid to be beaten up or worse. So one night Able De Ville decided to go together with Andrey the Giant through walk around in his insomnia in the whole hospital at night, to understand him better, smoking cigarettes and try to make short conversations. In the beginning of the morning, when the cleaning squad did wake up, Andrey the Giant had an issue with one of them not showing enough respect and he did demand a contest of arm wrestling in the air, which he did win.
Than Able DeVille did challenge him and Andrey had to laugh. How such small guy thought he would be able to win? Able DeVille however did know, that Andrey's body was now at the weakest and they did arm wrestle and till everybody's suprise it was Able DeVille who did win the armwrestling contest, not Andrey the Giant. And like a David that did beat Goliath, everybody did move in fear away from the man, that did beat a giant in armwrestling.